I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then my mugging attempt
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Whymeer
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1677103845$
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
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Rorze
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1676843501$
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Aluna allegedly was seen running into a blind man on purpose and asking him "Did you not see me?"
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Poisonnova
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1676580342$
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Bit of razzle dazzle matee
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Rorze
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1676499472$
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Public
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Can I advertise a house as being "made with real cheese" if I mix a tablespoon of Parmesan into the
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Whymeer
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1676495224$
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Public
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Durn prog
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Rorze
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Public
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diurne p1
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Rorze
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Public
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diurne p1
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Rorze
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Public
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The best offense is a good offense.
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Sindrock
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Kirby has no ankles because the Goddess Athena saw what became of Achilles and sought to fashon a wa
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Rorze
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There is probably at least one white guy adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a chin
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Whymeer
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Public
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HC
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Rorze
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Poison tried to cut the line to a nightclub by showing his tik tok follower count.
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Rorze
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Public
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An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same.
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Sindrock
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Public
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Life is a constant state of despair v2
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Sindrock
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1674763289$
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Public
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HC Sindrock cursed
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Rorze
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Public
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Life is a constant state of despair
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Sindrock
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Being older I am fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday. He is from India and is co
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Rorze
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Man shaves 1.7 seconds off 2 hour flight by standing up as soon as plane lands.
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Whymeer
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Keyz
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Rorze
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All I´m asking for is the right to the same weapons that I paid for the Taliban to own. - An America
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Whymeer
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I beg to differ, your honor. I can assure you, I only used high quality materials and it was crafted
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Rorze
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Committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feud
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Whymeer
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1673821000$
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Public
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HC speedrun
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Rorze
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1673554639$
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Public
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HC speedrun
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Rorze
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