The existance of humans in the universe is a single frame of porn spliced into a 10 hour narratorles
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Local carpenter continues to spread disinformation deemed harmful by religious experts.
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Everything Dan learnt he wrote in a book, and when the pages were black with ink, he took white ink
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Yesterday I explained something so bleak to my therapist she asked me if we could pause fora minue s
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The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailor in the worl
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I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbors children discovered our new electric
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FATED PEW PEW
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BACK TO THE FUTURE (CN)
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Good people are found in every corner of the earth. But unfortunately the earth is round.
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London has restaurants that are in the top 10 in the world? What kind of cuisine do they make? Frenc
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Welcome to "whose lane is it anyway?". The winter game show where lanes are made up and the plows do
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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used technology or money before.
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First rule of family gathering is bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want.
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FBI admits it's really hard to solve crime they didn't make up themselves.
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The end of the world already happened with the dinosaurs, we're the post apocalyptic monsters.
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Sindrock said he would shave his head for Dan, but it's a gesture that has become very insignificant
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I forgot to put logs up like everyone forgot about the billionaire child trafficking ring.
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A man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.
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If a service dog approaches you and he is alone. It means that the owner can't move and is in troubl
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Connor took acid last night and two birds were talking Gaelic and no cunt telt Connor n he just thou
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Human existence is a prank on us because we only have one instinct which is to survive, and we only
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With the collapse of crypto, hoarders of digital apes look like fools, while those of us who have be
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Electric stoves are just LED that turn red, they only heat up because you expect them to.
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