I tried to torpedo my wife but she surfaced and made all the seamen jump overboard.
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Zarillion
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1686890370$
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000006849801$
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Public
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Pregnant women are like human submarines and I want to take a ride inside
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Moonvest
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1686883375$
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000001889803$
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Public
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Chipotle + Six Cups of Coffee = Bad Case of Sinner's Ass
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Moonvest
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1686805290$
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000010423024$
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Public
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Normal
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Zarillion
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1686718695$
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000003337822$
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If you don't think feral is a real spec you can lick the dingleberries from my grundle
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Moonvest
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1686717790$
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000006442399$
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Public
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A big wet kiss from your grandma
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Moonvest
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1686546364$
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000004046217$
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Public
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Three guys doing 69 on each other is referred to as an isosceles lock
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Moonvest
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1686287066$
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000010114275$
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Public
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Imagine if you pooped in reverse and you had really bad diarrhea
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Moonvest
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1686200786$
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000010363619$
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Public
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sgaewdlfzerh;'gtxr]hjtrjjhyuj
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Zarillion
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1686113184$
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000009867324$
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A goon who lost his jack-off virginity in the bathroom at Comic-Con
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Moonvest
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1686109887$
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000006387334$
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Public
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Have as many inbred children as possible to maximize your webbed foot stats
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Moonvest
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1685941239$
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000010147418$
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Public
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Min'ed intelligence, max'ed nose size
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Zarillion
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1685940915$
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000010411795$
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Alt raid night may mays
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DwarfDude
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1685850421$
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000005164309$
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Diablo 4 begins by murdering mentally ill poor people, great game 10/10
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Moonvest
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1685682308$
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000011084675$
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Public
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Butt crusts
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Zarillion
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1685595402$
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000010075128$
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Public
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Let's touch tips under the Sonic Drive Thru Sign
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Moonvest
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1685594995$
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000009914820$
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Public
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Cookie Monster's balls probably smell like macadamia nuts
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Moonvest
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1685508408$
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000009959101$
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Public
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Where is it?
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Zarillion
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1685507082$
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000008844561$
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Public
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We miss Moon, Key, Pluto, Plexio and Mirx
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Zarillion
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1685339206$
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000027031608$
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Public
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Its back
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Zarillion
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1685152711$
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000010025377$
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Twitter is where you go to win a conversation that nobody's having
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Moonvest
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1684990117$
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000010471827$
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Public
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Mechagnomes have no cheeks to clap, that's why I like Kul Tirans
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Moonvest
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1684904020$
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000011073089$
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I feel like someone pinched my nose and puked in my mouth
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Moonvest
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1684731472$
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000010886481$
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Normal Alt Raid memez
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DwarfDude
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1684641361$
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000006038911$
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alt raid
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parsquish
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1684641359$
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000120543125$
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