Someday I want to dress up like a horse and get hit with a riding crop
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Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope
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rangor6363
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The best actor of all time? Mickey Mouse. Eighty years of great acting, and NO drugs.
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Moonvest
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The best actor of all time? Mickey Mouse. Eighty years of great acting, and NO drugs.
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Moonvest
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It is not illegal to grope most wild animals in some states but it is frowned upon
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Moonvest
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Dirty Mike and the Boys are having a Soup Kitchen in Zar's car tonight.
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Moonvest
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awdawdawdawd
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Zarillion
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I'm Huge in Japan (because I eat so much I am considered morbidly obese)
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Moonvest
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You better believe that I have wicked sack
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Moonvest
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I now have two, count-em, two hoof whores.
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Zarillion
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I think I'm actually dyinasdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Moonvest
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I get money from sending guys letters that they can read in the bathroom
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Moonvest
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Thinkin' 'bout Santa's massive, bulging, swollen sack
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Moonvest
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Turns out that underage teen was only hitting on me because of the fungus in her brain.
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Zarillion
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Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right all over my face
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Moonvest
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Double Orbs, Boxes, and Extreme Fisting - Tonight at 9
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Moonvest
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Name one good thing about Canada besides rain and rained-on cement
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Moonvest
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I'm stuck between a rock hard place and a flaccid one.
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Zarillion
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You ever take a dump and throw up on your dick?
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Moonvest
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I only drink artisan lattes made in the Starbucks' toilet
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Moonvest
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awdawdawdaw
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Zarillion
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I'm stress pruning.
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Zarillion
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I'm gonna slap that dick garage right off your face.
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Zarillion
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Public
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We're about to go elbow deep into stuffing some cats.
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Zarillion
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Speed run
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Zarillion
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