I can't stop shitting my pants and it's like I'm walking on my own personal slip and slide
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Don't even think about sticking your finger in a butt unless you intend to finish the job
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Just when I thought I was out, that bussy pulls me back in!
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These log names are a cry for help and the guild just laughs at me every day
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Twitch streamers are like buttholes. Nobody wants to look at them but once you do you can't stop
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If you're going to toss a salad, at least have the decency to not eat Altoids beforehand
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If you never wipe after going to the bathroom it also means you never have to wash your hands
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Working as a law enforcer can almost be like soliciting sex. Painful.
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Stop ejaculating, start breathing
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One day, the world will lose meaning. So it's ok to play with yourself.
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Lightwell is like a butthole that sits on the ground until it's used up, much like a real butthole
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Face down ass up that's the way I stack my cups
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Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope
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rangor6363
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There are three main kinds of throwing up: Original, Intentional, and Marinara.
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There are three main kinds of throwing up: Original, Intentional, and Marinara.
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There are three main kinds of throwing up: Original, Intentional, and Marinara.
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aefdrgrgdrgxdrgzdr
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Zarillion
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Thickey Mouse and Donald Dumptruck
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The Boeing whistleblower killed himself for the memes. His final words were "lol, gottem"
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Stay outta the joint, kid. You'd toss more salad than a seasick rabbit.
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Everyone I live with says that ladies should wear bras, even if their boobs are crummy!
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I am not sure if the Blumpkin has ever been executed in a mutually cooperative environment
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BURRITOLINGUS. NOUN. MEANS, EATING A BURRITO WITH THE MOUTH.
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1709532400$
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Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope
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rangor6363
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